Cow Jokes
Why is the cow confused? ...
... It had a deja-mooo"!
What happens when cows stop shaving? ...
... "Mooo-staches"!
What do cows work for? ...
... "Mooo-ney"!
What did Donald Trump say to the cows? ...
... It's fake "mooo-s!
What do you get if you breed 2 ducks with a cow? ...
... Quackers and milk!
What do you get if you breed a smurf with a cow? ...
... Blue cheese!
Why is the cow quiet? ...
... It's "mooo-te"!
What are cow cameras? ...
... "Cow-non"!
What did the cow say to the cow that lied? ...
... I think it's all "bull"!
Why did the calf cry in school? ...
... There's a "bull-y"!
When is a milk the freshest? ...
... When it's still inside the cow!
What is the favorite math subject of cows? ...
... "Cow-culus"!
What happened to the cow when it made a bad move? ...
... It made a "mis-steak"!
Where do classy cows go? ...
... "Mooo-seum"!
What do the Teenage Mutant Ninjas call cows? ...
... "Cow-abunga"!
What did the cow say to the criminal it caught? ...
... Don't "mooo-ve"!
What is a cow that eats grass? ...
... "Lawn-moooer"!
What do male and female cows do? ...
... "Mooo-ltiply!
What do you call a legless cow? ...
... Ground beef!
What happens to a cow with PMS? ...
... "Mooo-dy"!
Where do young cows eat? ...
... "Calf-eteria"!
Where do cows get their medicine? ...
... "Farm-acy"!
Where do Russian cows live? ...
... "Mos-cow"!
Why did the cow frown after the joke? ...
... It already "herd" it!
What did the cow do after it's home was burglarized? ...
... It "beef-ed" up security!
What do you call a thin cow? ...
... Lean beef!
What is a cruel cow? ...
... "De-mooon"!
What is a hurt cow? ...
... "Ow"!
What is the favorite rock song of cows? ...
... I've got the "mooo-ves" like Jagger!
Why do cows like poker? ...
... They like playing high "steaks"!
Who is the queen of the cows? ...
... Your "Mooo-jesty"!
What happens to a cow when you tell it joke? ...
... "A-mooo-sed"!
Why is the cow secretive? ...
... It's "an udder-cover" spy!
What animal goes "ooom, ooom"? ...
... A backwards cow!
What cows drive ships? ...
... "Cow-ptains"!
Why do cows stay close to each other? ...
... To keep each "udder" warm!
What do you get if you breed a rooster and a cow? ...
... "Roost beef"!
Why do milking stools only have three legs? ...
... The cow has the "udder"!
What would happen if you speak to a spoiled cow? ...
... It would just go into one ear and went out the "udder"!
What did the cow say to the shouting cow? ...
... I "herd" you!
What does a brown cow produce? ...
... Chocolate milk!
What did the cow say to the other cow who said "mooo"? ...
... I was going to say the same thing!
What do you call a cow who's hiding? ...
... "Cow-mooo-flauged"!
What do you call a cow that failed school? ...
... An "udder" failure!
What is a sleeping cow?...
... "Bull-dozer"!
A Lady Gaga song about cows? ...
... Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!
What do cows put on french toast? ...
... "Mooo-lases"!
What happened to the cow who was hit by a car? ...
... It was "udderly" destroyed!
What do you call a cow who's an escape artist? ...
... "Mooo-dini"!
What do cows use to compute? ...
... "Cow-culator"!
Why did the farmer stop making cows? ...
... He keeps butchering every one!
What do you call a cow after an earthquake? ...
... Milkshake!
What do you call a bratty cow? ...
... Spoiled meat!
Where do you find cows on weekends? ...
... At the "mooovies"!
How do cows introduce their wives? ...
... "Meat Patty"!
What cow revolves around the earth? ...
... The "mooon"!
Where do you find a cow with no legs? ...
... Right where you left it!
What is a scared cow? ...
... "Cow-ard"!
Why did the cow cross the street? ...
... To get at the "udder" side!
What do you call a cow knight? ...
... "Sir loin"!
What is a rude cow? ...
... Beef jerky!
Why do cows hate the police? ...
... They have "steak-outs"!
Where did the cow lose all its money? ...
... At the "cow-sino"!
What do you call a group of laughing cows? ...
... Laughing stock!
What do you call a cow who just gave birth? ...
... "De-calf-inated"!
Why do cows have bells around their neck? ...
... Their horns don't work!
What do you get if you breed a sheep and a cow? ...
... An animal with a "baaa-d mooo-d"!
What did the cow say to its child cow? ...
... It's "pasture" bedtime!
Where do you find a cow who just had a bad day? ...
... McDonalds!
What did the cow tell their enemy?...
... We have a "beef" with each other!
Why are cows good dancers? ...
... They have the "mooo-ves"!