Cars Jokes
Why didn't the students take the school bus to school? ...
... It wouldn't fit the classroom!
A tall road? ...
... "High"-way!
Why did the motorcycle kept hitting its rider? ...
... It was a "vicious cycle"!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? ...
... To have a traffic jam!
What do you call a bagel that can fly? ...
... "Plane" bagel!
Two goldfishes are on a tank. One of the goldfish asks: ...
... Do you know how to drive this tank?
A bicycle can't stand on its own ...
... It is "two tired"!
What do you call a sleeping bull? ...
... A "bull-dozer"!
What did one traffic light say to the other? ...
... Stop looking! I'm changing!
What has four wheels and flies? ...
... A garbage truck!
How did the barber win the race? ...
... He knew a "shortcut"!
Why did the orange stop? ...
... It ran out of juice!
What do you call an illegally parked frog? ...
... Toad!
Someone complimented my parking ...
... The left a note saying: "Parking Fine"!