Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving is a time for being grateful and feasting. What no other way to feast than with a mix of smiles and laughter.
These thanksgiving jokes would liven up your thanksgiving party no matter who your guests are.
Jokes:
"What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?" ...
... "May the forks be with you."
"What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?" ...
... "A har-vest."
"Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?" ...
... "Fangs-giving."
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
"What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" ...
... "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
"Why did the cranberries turn red?" ...
... "Because they saw the turkey dressing."
"You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving" ...
... "When you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy."
"My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box" ...
... "That's it. That's the joke."
"What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" ...
... "Squash casserole."
"What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" ...
... "The casse-role."
"What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" ...
... "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."
"What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" ...
... "Peach gobbler!"
"Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" ...
... "It had 24 carrots."
Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes
"What instrument does a turkey play?"...
... "The drumsticks!"
"What kind of key can't open doors?"...
... "A tur-key."
"What sound does a dizzy turkey make?"...
... "Wobble, wobble."
"Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?"...
... "There was no thyme!"
"What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?"...
... "Nothing—it's already stuffed."
"What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?"...
... "The turkey trot."
"How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" ...
... "He was already stuffed."
"What did the turkey say to the computer?" ...
... "Google, google."
"What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?" ...
... "A poultry-geist."
"What kind of weather does a turkey like?" ...
... "Fowl weather."
"What did the leftover turkey say?" ...
... "Make me a sandwich!"
"What do you call a running turkey?" ...
... "Fast food."
"What's blue and covered in feathers?" ...
... "A turkey holding its breath."
"What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" ...
... "All about that baste."
"Why did the turkey cross the road?" ...
... "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."
"Why was the turkey put in jail?" ...
... "The police suspected fowl play."
"Why did they let the turkey join the band?" ...
... "Because he had his own drumsticks."
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" ...
... "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
"You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving" ...
... "When you thought the serving size for turkey was one."
"Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?" ...
... "Because he will gobble it up."
"If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" ...
... "A goblet."
"What’s a turkey’s favorite month?" ...
... "They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!"
"What sound does a turkey's phone make?" ...
... "Wing-wing-wing."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" ...
... "Quack, Quack!"
"Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" ...
... "He sensed fowl play."
"What key has legs and can't open a door?" ...
... "A tur-key."
Thanksgiving Pilgrim Jokes
"What's John Wayne's favorite holiday?" ...
... "Thanksgiving, Pilgrim."
"What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?" ...
... "Plymouth Rock."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" ...
... "Pilgrims."
"Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?" ...
... "It's a crummy job."
"What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?" ...
... "Pilgrimage."
"Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?" ...
... "Because they wear their buckles on their hats!"
Thanksgiving Puns
"I only have pies for you."
"Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe."
"I'm all about that baste."
"Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!"
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
"Let's get basted."
"Gobble 'til you wobble."
"Oh my gourd, I ate too much."
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Arthur."
... "Arthur who?"
"Arthur any leftovers?"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Don."
... "Don who?"
"Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Norma Lee."
... "Norma Lee who?"
"Norma Lee I don't drink eat this much!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Tamara."
... "Tamara who?"
"Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Annie."
... "Annie who?"