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Making Star Wars jokes is difficult ...

... You have to "force" it!


What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that mocks you? ...

... "Sar-chasm"!


My friend has her favorite Star Wars character tattooed on her face ...

... You should have seen the "Luke" in her face!


Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the 'Force Awakens' ...

... It's "Han-s" free!


Why do celebrities hate Death Stars? ...

... They're star destoyers!


I saw a falcon eating avocado toast ...

... It was a "millennial falcon"!


Why do imperial pilots hate fighting? ...

... They always end up in a "TIE"!


Why shouldn't you tell jokes on a Death Star? ...

... It might crack up!


How do you stir fry on Endor? ...

... Use an "e-wok"!


What's the temperature of a Tauntaun? ...

... "Lukewarm"!


Why are Wookiee food bad? ...

... They're "Chewy"!


Where do Gungans store their juice? ...

... "Jar Jars"!


Is Fozzie Bear a Wookiee? ...

... "No, he's a 'Wokka-Wokka'!"


What side of a Wookiee is full of hair?...

... "Out-side"!


What can only Jawas create? ...

... Baby Jawas!


How do you unlock a door on Kashyyyk? ...

... With a "woo-key"!


What did Chewbacca creat that is full of information? ...

... "Wookiee-pedia"!


What did Chewbacca create that got him arrested? ...

... "Wookiee-leaks"!


What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? ...

... "the"!


What do you call a coward Sith? ...

... "Sithy"!


Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? ...

... He' a little short!


How long has Anakin been evil? ...

... Since "Sith" Grade!


What do you call 5 Siths impaled on a lightsaber? ...

... "Sith-Kabob"!


What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he saw him eating with his hands? ...

... "Use the 'forks' Luke!"


What do you call a droid that takes the longer route? ...

... "R2 Detour"!


Why is C-3PO always angry? ...

... People keep pushing its buttons!


What did BB do in the kitchen? ...

... BB-8.


Why does R2D2 "bleep" a lot? ...

... He curses a lot!


What do you call an invisible droid? ...

... "C-thru-PO"!


How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for his birthday? ...

... He "felt the presents"!


What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor during the auction? ...

... "What is thy bidding, master?"


What was Darth Vader's favorite wresting move? ...

... The "Choke Hold"!


Which Star Wars character is Canadian? ...

... "Pal-poutine"!


This might sound racist ...

... But all stormtroopers look the same to us!


How does Darth Vader like his toast? ...

... On the dark side!


What did the dentist say to Luke? ...

... "May the 'floss' be with you!"


What do you call two Han Solos singing? ...

... Han Duet!


Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand? ...

... At the "second hand" store!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in a buns? ...

... So it doesn't "hang solo"!


What is the name of Darth Vader's pub? ...

... "Inn-vader"!


What did the Stormtrooper say to Hans Solo? ...

... "Hans" up!


Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? ...

... To get to the dark side!


Which hat froze Han Solo in Carbonite? ...

... Jabba the "Hat"!


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