Family Jokes:
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? ...
... When it becomes "apparent"!
Can you get arrested on Valentine's Day? ...
... Yes, for stealing someone's heart!
My husband told me to stop acting like a flamingo ...
... So I had to put my foot down!
Anyone who thinks talk is cheap ...
... Obviously hasn't paid my daughter's phone bill!
Why do some couples don't go to the gym? ...
... Some relationships don't work out!
Always remember ...
... She's right, You're wrong, and you're sorry!