Naughty! Jokes
Knock, Knock ...
... Whose there?
Someone ...
... Someone who?
Someone who would get you laid!...
What sport do men like? ...
... "Soccer"!
What do you call a man who likes bananas? ...
... "Man-key"!
What pants do men want to see? ...
... "Pant-ies"!
What part of a joke can hurt? ...
... The "punch"-line!
Why are bras dangerous? ...
... They're "boobie" traps!
What kind of metal is a crime? ...
... "Steel"!
What did the fish say to the hooker? ...
... "Blowfish"!
Are you alright? ...
... "No, I'm half left"!
My friend caught me stealing his limbo stick ...
... He said: "You really have gone very low"!
My partner wanted to try 69 ...
... "I said that's hot!" Then I lowered the thermostat!
Why was the belt arrested? ...
... It held up a pair of pants!
I bought a lipstick. It had instructions saying: Remove cap and push up bottom ...
... It was painful, but I eventually did it!
What kind of bees make milk? ...
... "Boo-bees"!
Knock, knock ...
... Whose There?
Not someone ...
... Not someone who?
Not someone who would get you laid! ...
What did a toilet say to another? ...
... You look a bit "flushed"!
What is red and really bad for your teeth? ...
... A flying brick!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the intenet? ...
... Asked my 20 brothers and sisters but they don't know too!
Why do you always need to knock on a refrigerator door before opening it?...
... There may be a salad dressing!
Boy: Wanna hear a joke? ...
... Girl: No thanks, I'm already looking at one!
I knew a woman who owned a taser ...
... She was stunning!
When I undress in the bathroom ...
... My shower gets turned on!
Do you believe in love at first sight? ...
... Or should I walk by again?
Always remember ...
... She's right, You're wrong, and you're sorry!