Chicken Jokes
What did the chicken politician say to its constituents? ...
... No one will "hen-der" our progress!
What did the chicken say to its beautiful date? ...
... You look "Im-peck-able"!
Why are the eggs saving money? ...
... For their "nest-egg"!
Why did the chickens banded together? ...
... Birds of the same feather flock together!
What did the egg say after it joked around? ...
... I was just "yolkin'" around!
Why did the the young chicken ran away from its parents? ...
... It wanted to "fly the coop"!
What did the old chicken say to the young chicken? ...
... I'm not a spring chicken anymore!
What did the chicken say after the accident? ...
... No harm, no "fowl"!
What did the chicken say to the boisterous chicken? ...
... Talk is "cheep"!
Why did the chicken get a promotion? ...
... It always worked around the "cluck"!
Why is the egg confused? ...
... It was having an "eggs-istential" crisis!
Why did the chicken went home during the evening? ...
... It was "chicking" out for the night!
Why did the chicken went out on a date? ...
... It was feeling "peckish"!
What happened to the chicken when it went to KFC? ...
... It kicked the bucket!
What is the favorite cookie of chickens? ...
... Chocolate "chirp" cookies!
What is the favorite pie of chickens? ...
... "Peck-an" pie!
What is the chicken's favorite dessert? ...
... "Coop-cakes"!
What is the favorite city of eggs? ...
... "Yolk-lahoma"!
Who is the most ruthless chicken? ...
... Attila the "Hen"!
Why did the chicken pose? ...
... So its "peck-ture" can be taken"!
What does a chicken use to wipe its face? ...
..."Hen-kerchief"!
When is a chicken running very late? ...
... When the "cluck" strikes half past "hen"!
Famous chicken singer ...
... "Chiki-ra"!
Who is the smartest egg? ...
... Albert "Egg-stein"!
What is an egg's favorite novel? ...
... Great "Eggs-pectations"!
What happened to the egg while it was being interrogated? ...
... It "cracked" under the pressure!
What do you call a sexy egg? ...
... "Bombshell"!
Why did the chicken go to Chick-fil-A? ...
... To get to the "other side"!
Why are they angry at the chicken? ...
... It used "fowl" language!
What kind of crime is cockfighting? ...
... A "feather-al" crime!
What is a baby chicken's favorite game? ...
... "Beak-a-boo"!
How do you know if a chiken likes you? ...
... If it "pecks" you in the cheek!
Why did the chicken miss work? ...
... It feeling a little under the "feather"!
Who do chickens laugh to? ...
... "Comedi-hens"!
Why are chickens rich? ...
... They're "cheep"!
What are chickens' favorite fantasy film? ...
... Lord of the "Wings"!
Why do chickens "live for the moment"? ...
... They don't like to count their chickens before they are hatched"!
What did the chickens do on the park? ...
... They had a "peck-nic"!
Why are chickens good banjo players? ...
... They know how to "pluck"!
What do you call ghost chickens? ...
... "Poultry-geist"!
Why are chickens always on time to work? ...
... They use an alarm "cluck"!
A chicken has gone missing ...
... Police suspect "fowl" play!
Favorite composer of chickens? ...
... "Bach"!
Why do chickens always do push ups? ...
... They like to exercise their "pecks"!