Nature Jokes
Why did the fish blush ...
... It saw the ocean "bottom"!
How do mountains stay warm during winter? ...
... They put on their snowcaps!
Two tectonic plates went into a bar. One bumps into the other ...
... Sorry, my "fault"!
Where do trees take a rest? ...
... Fo-rest!
Why are crabs bad at sharing! ...
... They're "shellfish!"
Why are frogs always happy? ...
... They eat what "bugs" them!
Did you know about the cow who lost it's left side? ...
... It's all right now!
What do you call a bee from the US? ...
... USB!
What did the berry say to the other berry about the accident? ...
... It happened right before my "berry" eyes!
How do you communicate with a fish? ...
... Drop them a line!
I know this is "corny" ...
... But you're "a-maize-ing"!
What has eyes but can't see? ...
... Potato!
What do you call an exploding duck? ...
... "Fire-quacker"!
What did the tomato say about winter? ...
... I got a shiver from my head "to-ma-toes"!
I couldn't make a joke about the ocean ...
... It's too deep!
I tried to catch some fog ...
... I "mist"!
What do strawberries do in a music band? ...
... They jam!
What did the animal ask you? ...
... Can I "tail" you something?