Cheese Jokes
Pardon the pun, but I have "cheesy" jokes that would make you smile and even laugh. I have Brie, Cheddar, Gouda, Nacho, Swiss and general cheese jokes to liven up your day.
Cheese is delicious but who knew that they can make you laugh? I for one. Whether you're a cheese lover or not, I'm sure you would be delighted with these jokes!
Jokes:
Where would you find cottage cheese on a restaurant's menu? ...
... Under the a la curd section!
Why is Christmas considered the cheesiest holiday? ...
... Because of baby cheese-us!
How can you make a mouse smile? ...
... Say cheese!
Let's pray to cheese-us everyday. ...
I'm grateful for your presence. ...
Relax. ...
... Just take it cheesy.
This might sound so cheesy, ...
... but I think you are really grate.
Brie Cheese Jokes
Please brie mine. ...
You will always brie a part of me. ...
Wait for me. ...
... I'll brie back.
I beg to disabrie. ...
What kind of music would a slice of cheese like to dance to? ...
... R & Brie.
Why couldn't anyone find the cheesemaker after the accident? ...
... Because he was trapped under debrie!
What do you call a cheese that comes in a big wheel? ...
... Frisbrie.
Why was the cheese feeling so happy and optimistic? ...
... Because it's gouda brie a good day.
What did the lady do at the mall? ...
... She went on a shopping brie.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? ...
... Finally, I'm brieeee!
Got to brie-live in magic. ...
You brie long with me. ...
Cheddar Cheese Jokes
Why does it hurt when you drop a piece of cheddar cheese on your toe? ...
... It's extremely sharp!
Are you seriously addicted to cheddar cheese? ...
... Nah, I'd say my case is more mild.
Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym? ...
... To get shredded.
Why is cheddar considered as the most dangerous type of cheese? ...
... Because it's sharp.
Why did the shredded cheddar cheese get mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test? ...
... He felt he had been unfairly grated.
Breakups are tough, ...
... but you're definitely cheddar off without her, man.
Nothing can get cheddar than this. ...
It's always cheddar to give ...
... than to receive.
Don't cheddar tear— ...
... everything's going to be okay.
Cheddar days are coming. ...
What did the piece of cheddar say to the ghost? ...
... Don't scare me—I'm Lac-ghost intolerant!
Gouda Cheese Jokes
Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? ...
... Nevermind, it's not that gouda.
Why can't you trust cheddar cheese? ...
... Because it's no gouda.
Why did the cheese get promoted? ...
... He did a really gouda job at work.
Why was the guy afraid to tell his crush a joke about gouda? ...
... Because it would have been too cheesy.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? ...
... Goudas.
Life's so gouda. ...
Gouda luck on your studies! ...
Talk to you later. ...
... I gouda go.
It's a gouda sign. ...
It's really gouda to have you here. ...
Nacho Cheese Jokes
Why can't you eat someone's cheese-covered chips? ...
... Because they're not yours.
How can you tell when someone is your nacho friend? ...
... They get jalapeño face.
Why does South America remind me of nachos? ...
... Because they've got a lot of Chile on the side.
What's the best queso scenario? ...
... All-you-can-eat nachos.
What is a nacho’s favorite dance? ...
... Salsa.
It's still nacho time. ...
That's nacho problem anymore. ...
I'm nacho ordinary girl. ...
Don't touch that. ...
... They're nachos—they're mine!
Ummm, excuse me. ...
... This is nacho thing.
Swiss Cheese Jokes
What kind of music does swiss cheese like to listen to? ...
... Hole-y music.
Why aren't there a lot of movies about swiss cheese? ...
... Because the plot has too many holes.
Do you know why swiss cheese has holes? ...
... No, I'm hole-ly unaware.
What kind of cheese is religious? ...
... Swiss, 'cause it's hole-y.
Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese? ...
... It’s a hole business strategy.