Math Jokes:
Three guys stole a calendar ...
... They got four months each!
A few jokes make me numb ...
... But math jokes makes me "number"!
I got my large "circumference" from ...
... Too much "pi"!
My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ...
... She's a ten but imaginary!
Why do plants hate math? ...
... It gives them "square roots"!
What is the coldest triangle?...
... "Ice-cosceles triangle"!
Why is math like a pie?...
... It's as easy as "pi"!
Not all math jokes are awful ...
... Just "sum"!
What did the triangle say to the circle? ...
... You're pointless!
2000 pounds of dumplings ...
... is almost "won ton"!
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? ...
... A "pi-thon"!
A cowboy rounded up his 97 cows ...
... Now he has a hundred cows!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? ...
... 7, 8, 9!
Why did zero and two break up?...
... Some "one" came between them!
How do farmers calculate? ...
... With a "cow-culator"!
Why do the other numbers hate pi? ...
... He goes on and on and on!
I had an argument with a 90 degree angle ...
... Turns out I'm right!
What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box? ...
... A box of "quackers"!
What does a zombie lawyer charge? ...
... An arm and a leg!
What do you call people who like tractors? ...
... Protractors!
Who is the king of school supplies? ...
... The ruler!
Why do you need eyeglasses when doing math? ...
... It improves "division"!
You know what's odd? ...
... Numbers that can't be divided by two!
Math jokes are a ...
... "Sine" of madness!