Technology Jokes:
What do you call a celebrity's robot fan? ...
... Electric Fan!
What do the military decorate their walls with during Christmas? ...
... "Missile-toes"!
What is a device you put in your mouth? ...
... Tablet!
What meat can be found in your e-mail ...
... Spam!
What insect lives in your computer? ...
... Bug!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? ...
... "Can't" Opener!
I tried to buy a lighter from Amazon ...
... But I only got 50 matches!
Why was the girl sitting on her watch? ...
... She wanted to be "on time"!
How do farmers calculate? ...
... With a "cow-culator"!
I knew a woman who owned a taser ...
... She was stunning!
What do you call a bee from the US? ...
... USB!