Buildings Jokes:
What do you call the place where they produce facts? ...
... "Facts-tory"!
What did one traffic light say to the other? ...
... Stop looking! I'm changing!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ...
... "Dam!"
Two tectonic plates went into a bar. One bumps into the other ...
... Sorry, my "fault"!
I had an argument with a 90 degree angle ...
... Turns out I'm right!
What is the capital of Washington? ...
... W!
A woman knocked on my door asking for a donation for the local swmming pool ...
... I gave her a glass of water!
When I undress in the bathroom ...
... My shower gets turned on!
What job do frogs have at hotels? ...
... "Bell-hop"!
Someone complimented my parking ...
... The left a note saying: "Parking Fine"!
Teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument? ...
... Student: Lunch Bell!
Washing windows ...
... Is a "pane" in the ass!
Where do you go if you want to do maths on new year's eve? ...
... Times Square!