Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Owls go...
...Owls go who?That’s right!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Cows go...
...Cows go who?Wrong! Cows go, “Moo!”
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Lettuce...
...Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Spell...
...Spell who?Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Boo...
...Boo who?Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Annie...
...Annie who?"Annie body" home?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Nana...
...Nana who?"Nana" your business!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Hatch...
...Hatch who?Bless you!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Scold...
...Scold who?S-cold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Isabel...
...Isabel who?Isa-bel not working?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Ben...
...Ben who?"Ben" knocking a long time already!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Adore...
...Adore who?A-dore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
CD...
...CD who?CD person coming?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Herd...
...Herd who?"Herd" you coming in!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Alex...
...Alex who?Alex-plain it to you later!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Icy...
...Icy who?I-cy you in there!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Snow...
...Snow who?S-now use, the door ain't opening!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Honeybee...
...Honeybee who?Honey-bee a dear and get the door!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Howl...
...Howl who?"Howl" you doing?
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Mikey...
...Mikey who?Mi-key is missing!
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Cook...
...Cook who?Cook-ie Monster!
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Luke...
...Luke who?"Luke" outside the window!
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Ears...
...Ears who?"Ears" another knock knock joke!
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Honeydew...
...Honeydew who?Honey-dew you wanna dance?
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Yukon...
...Yukon who?Yu-kon say that again!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Tank...
...Tank who?You’re welcome!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Olive...
...Olive who?O-live you sooooo much!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Alec...
...Alec who?I've been Alec-trified!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Dozen...
...Dozen who?"Dozen" anyone know what's going on?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Needle...
...Needle who?"Needle" help opening the door!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Canoe...
...Canoe who?Can-oe come out?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Ice cream...
...Ice cream who?Ice-cream. Didn't you hear me?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Anita...
...Anita who?A-ni-ta use the bathroom!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Nobel...
...Nobel who?No-bel, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Dishes...
...Dishes who?Dish-es the police, open up!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Weirdo...
...Weirdo who?Weir-do you think you’re going?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Alpaca...
...Alpaca who?Al-paca trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Theodore...
...Theodore who?Theo-dore wasn’t open, so I knocked!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Orange...
...Orange who?"Orange" you going to let me in?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Candice...
...Candice who?Can-dice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Water...
...Water who?"Water" you asking so many questions?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Shore...
...Shore who?"Shore" hope you like my jokes!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Lena...
...Lena who?"Lena" little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Wendy...
...Wendy who?"Wendy" bell gonna ring?
Knock, knock...
...Who there?
Noah...
...Noah who?"Noah" place I can spend the night?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Venice...
...Venice who?Veni-ce your dad coming home?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Bless...
...Bless who?But I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Sue...
...Sue who?"Sue-prise!"!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Adam...
...Adam who?"Adam" my way, I’m coming in!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Zoom...
...Zoom who?"Zoom" did you think it was?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Witches...
...Witches who?Witch-es the best way out of this neighborhood!?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Radio...
...Radio who?"Radio" not, here I come!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Abby...
...Abby who?"Abby" birthday to you!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Leash...
...Leash who?"Leash" you could do is answer the doorbell!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Roach...
...Roach who?"Roach" you a letter, have you read it?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Who...
...Who who?What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock...
...Who's there?
Butter...
...Butter who?"Butter" let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
You...
...You who?You-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Goat...
...Goat who?Go-at to the door and find out!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?
Beets...
...Beets who?"Beets" me!
Knock, knock...
...Who’s there?