Easter Jokes
Easter is a time for egg hunts, easter gifts, and easter food especially easter cakes & chocolates. But dont forget, it is also a time to get together with family and friends.
And what bring people together than fun and happiness. This is the reason why these easter jokes are must have items in easter get togethers.
This easter jokes are perfect fo sharing at get togethers, in social media and so on. So, send these easter jokes to your family and friends.
Jokes:
Why did the baby chick cross the road? ...
... To meet up with her Peeps.
How can you make Easter preparations go faster? ...
... Use the eggs-press lane!
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? ...
... Eggs-ercise!
What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? ...
... A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? ...
... A jelly bean.
What happens if you get married on Easter? ...
... You live hoppily ever after.
How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? ...
... Im-peck-ably.
Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where? ...
... The dictionary!
What's the best way to make Easter easier? ...
... Put an "i" where the "t" is.
How does Easter end? ...
... With an "R"!
Where does Easter take place every year? ...
... Where eggs marks the spot!
What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? ...
... The Easter ham.
What do you call a baby who's a little too warm on Easter? ...
... A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
How do you tame a wild hare? ...
... Wear an Easter bonnet.
What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? ...
... Give Peeps a chance.
Why is Easter breakfast so fun? ...
... Everyone's cracking yolks.
Easter Bunny Jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? ...
... From an eggplant.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? ...
... It was eggs-cellent.
What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? ...
... A honey bunny.
What kind of bunny can't hop? ...
... A chocolate bunny.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? ...
... Basket-ball.
What kind of rabbit tells jokes? ...
... A funny bunny.
Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? ...
... Because his TV was scrambled!
Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? ...
... It's a tender tail!
How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? ...
... Use hare-mail!
What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? ...
... A hare-brain!
What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? ...
... Egg-spelled.
What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? ...
... The bunny hop.
Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? ...
... Because he heard it's 24 carrot.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? ...
... IHOP.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? ...
... He was having a bad hare day.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? ...
... He eggs-ercises.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? ...
... Hare-obics.
How does the Easter Bunny travel? ...
... By hare-plane.
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? ...
... Hot cross bunnies.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? ...
... Nice gnawing you.
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? ...
... Hip-hop!
What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? ...
... A sock hop!
How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? ...
... Hare spray.
How does the Easter bunny leave? ...
... He makes an eggs-it.
Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? ...
... He’s all ears.
What did the frog say when he saw the Easter bunny? ...
... “Ra-bbit.”
Why did the Easter Bunny fail? ...
... He put all his eggs in one basket.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ...
... Bugs Bunny.
Easter Egg Jokes
Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? ...
... It needed an eggs-terminator!
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? ...
... Because an egg beater!
Why did the Easter egg hide? ...
... It was a little chicken.
Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? ...
... It was hosted by the dust bunny.
What do you call a very tired Easter egg? ...
... Eggs-austed.
What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? ...
... Fry-day.
What do you call a mischievous egg? ...
... A practical yolk-er.
What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? ...
... It cracks up.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? ...
... A new dye-job.
What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens? ...
... Pass their eggs-ams.
Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? ...
... Because no poaching is allowed.
What did one Easter egg say to the other? ...
... Heard any good yolks today?
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? ...
... An egg-straterrestrial!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? ...
... It might crack up!
Easter Knock-Knock Jokes
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Police."
... "Police who?"
"Police hurry up and find all the eggs."
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Sherwood."
... "Sherwood who?"
"Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Boo."
... "Boo who?"
"Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Butcher."
... "Butcher who?"
"Butcher eggs in one basket!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Some bunny."
... "Some bunny who?"
"Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Eggs."
... "Eggs who?"
"Who do you eggs-pect?"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Heidi."
... "Heidi who?"
"Heidi the eggs around the house."
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Wendy."
... "Wendy who?"
"Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Alma."
... "Alma who?"
"Alma Easter candy is gone!"
"Knock, knock."
... "Who's there?"
"Arthur."
... "Arthur who?"