Medicine Jokes
A dentist walks into a pharmacy ...
... The pharmacist says: "Sorry, we don't serve painkillers."
Knock Knock ...
... Who's there?
Ash ...
... Ash who?
Sounds like you have a cold! ...
Why are actors told to "break a leg?" ...
... Every play needs a cast!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song? ...
... She was a little "horse"!
Patient: "Will I be able to play the piano after the operation in my hands?"
Doctor: Of course!
... Patient: That's good because I don't know how to play the piano!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? ...
... Cashew!
Who helps when you have a cold? ...
... 'Tis you!
Why do you need eyeglasses when doing math? ...
... It improves "division"!
What did the berry say to the other berry about the accident? ...
... It happened right before my "berry" eyes!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? ...
... It wasn't "peeling" well!
Why do nurses need red colored pens? ...
... They need to draw blood!