Cat Jokes
What's a cat's favorite sticker? ...
... Scratch and Sniff!
Where does the classy cat love going to? ...
... The "mew-seum"!
What do cats call as a nice dinner? ...
... "Fancy Feast"!
Why do people hate the cat lover? ...
... She kept letting the "cat out of the bag"!
Where did the cat find it's furniture? ...
... A "cat-alogue"!
What did the cat lovers say about their date? ...
... "Un-furr-getable"!
Why can't cats be DJs? ...
... They "paws" the tunes!
What is a cat's favorite day? ...
... "Cat-urday"!
What did the soldier cat say to the others before being overwhelmed by the enemy? ...
... We're "hiss-tory"!
Why do cats hate iPads? ...
... They don't have a mouse!
What is a cat's sport? ...
... "Hairball"!
Why are the cats looking confused? ...
... They are "purr-plexed"!
What rap song do cats like? ...
... "Mice Mice Baby"!
Why do cats hate lemons? ...
... It made them "sour-puss"!
What did the cat hiker climb? ...
... A "meow-tain"!
What did the cat say to its troubled friend? ...
... "Tail" me about it!
Why did the cat drink? ...
... It was in a bad "meow-d"!
What did the cat say about its intuition? ...
... I have a strong "feel-ine"!
What do cats look for in a partner? ...
... "Purr-sonality"!
What did the female cat say to its partner? ...
... Hold my "purr-se"!
Why do people hate cats? ...
... They have tall tails!
What do you call cat bowlers? ...
... Alley Cats!
What do you call a cat with a moustache? ...
... A "whisker"!
Which cat are cheaters? ...
... Cheetahs!
What did the cat say to its drinking buddy? ...
... See ya "Litter"!
What do you call a stylish cat? ...
... Haute "cat-ture"!
What did the cat priest say? ...
... Let us "prey!
What does the cat choir sing? ...
... "Do-re-mew"!
What happens when all the cat treats are gone? ...
... "Cat-astrophe"!
Why do cats make good bosses? ...
... They have "litter-ship" skills!
What does the cat love about it's phone's camera? ...
... It's "purr-trait" mode!
Why did the police investigate the cat? ...
... It was involved in a "purr-amid" sheme!
What do cats hail? ...
... A "tabby"!
What did the cat say after pranking another? ...
... Just "kitten"!
What is a cat's favorite color? ...
... "Purr-ple"!
What is a cat's favorite cereal? ...
... "Mice" Krispies!
What do cat sweethearts do? ...
... They "k-hiss"!
How did the cat know it's pregnant? ...
... It tested "paw-sitive"!
What is a cat's favorite police show? ...
... "Claw" and Order!
Why did the cat ask for a guitar? ...
... To make "mew-sic"!