Plants Jokes
What tree is angry? ...
... Red-wood Tree!
What tree is in love? ...
... Pine Tree!
Why shouldn't you trust trees? ...
... They're "shady"!
Why did the fungi leave the party? ...
... There wasn't "mushroom" for dancing!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? ...
... Squash!
What did one tomato say to another tomato during a hike? ...
... "Ketchup"!
Why do you always need to knock on a refrigerator door before opening it?...
... There may be a salad dressing!
How do you ge a squirrel to like you? ...
... Act like a nut!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? ...
... "Hey bud!"
Why did the orange stop? ...
... It ran out of juice!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? ...
... Cashew!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? ...
... A stick!
What did the tree say to the dog? ...
... Nothing, it just "barked"!
Where do trees take a rest? ...
... Fo-rest!
What did the berry say to the other berry about the accident? ...
... It happened right before my "berry" eyes!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? ...
... It wasn't "peeling" well!
Being a vegetarian ...
... Is a big "miss-steak"!
I know this is "corny" ...
... But you're "a-maize-ing"!
What has eyes but can't see? ...
... Potato!
What did the tomato say about winter? ...
... I got a shiver from my head "to-ma-toes"!
What do strawberries do in a music band? ...
... They jam!