Men and Women Jokes
I told my wife she's too competitive ...
... She told me she already knew it!
A wife was having problems sitting. The doctor said: "Is there a problem with your ass?" ...
... The wife replied: "Let's not talk about my husband!"
Why is a steak like winning an argument with your wife? ...
... They're both rare!
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? ...
... Trouble!
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? ...
... When it becomes "apparent"!
Why did zero and two break up?...
... Some "one" came between them!
Boy: Wanna hear a joke? ...
... Girl: No thanks, I'm already looking at one!
Can you get arrested on Valentine's Day? ...
... Yes, for stealing someone's heart!
My husband told me to stop acting like a flamingo ...
... So I had to put my foot down!
Knock Knock, Who's there? Weekend...
... Weekend Who?
... Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, Knock. Whose There? Harry ...
Harry Who?
... Harry up, I'm hungry!
I knew a woman who owned a taser ...
... She was stunning!
Who helps when you have a cold? ...
... 'Tis you!
When I undress in the bathroom ...
... My shower gets turned on!
Why do some couples don't go to the gym? ...
... Some relationships don't work out!
Why did the biologist break up with the chemist? ...
... They have no chemistry!
Do you believe in love at first sight? ...
... Or should I walk by again?
Always remember ...
... She's right, You're wrong, and you're sorry!