Occassions Jokes
Country eaten during Thanksgiving? ...
... Turkey!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...
... He had "no-body" to go with!
What did one owl say to another on Valentine's Day? ...
... "Owl" be yours forever!
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? ...
... When it becomes "apparent"!
Can you get arrested on Valentine's Day? ...
... Yes, for stealing someone's heart!
Can February March? ...
... No, but April May!
Knock Knock, Who's there? Weekend...
... Weekend Who?
... Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, Knock. Whose There? Harry ...
Harry Who?
... Harry up, I'm hungry!
Why is it a bad idea to eat clocks? ...
... It's time consuming!
What did the tomato say about winter? ...
... I got a shiver from my head "to-ma-toes"!
What candy is always late? ...
... "Choco-late"!
Do you believe in love at first sight? ...
... Or should I walk by again?
Where do you go if you want to do maths on new year's eve? ...
... Times Square!