Food Jokes
Why did the poor man buy yeast? ...
... He was trying to raise dough!
What did the strawberry say to another? ...
... You got us in a jam!
Why are crayons similar to M&Ms? ...
... They taste the same whatever color you choose!
What letter can you drink? ...
... "T"?
What error can you eat? ...
... "Mi-steak"!
What meat can be found in your e-mail ...
... Spam!
What clothes can you drink? ...
... "Tea"-shirts!
What do evil chickens lay? ...
... Deviled eggs!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a soda can? ...
... He was lucky it was a "soft drink"!
Why did the butcher refuse to gamble? ...
... The "steaks" were too high!
Bread puns happen ...
... When you "yeast" expect them!
What did the fruit tell the knife? ...
... You make me "peel" good!
Why do basketballers love donuts? ...
... They can "dunk" them!
What did the orange say to the other? ...
... "Juice" be yourself!
A ham sandwich enters a bar and orders a beer ...
... The bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve food here!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? ...
... To have a traffic jam!
What is a puppy dog's favorite pizza? ...
... "Pup-peroni"!
What do you call a fake pizza? ...
... "Pepper-phony"!
What do you call a bagel that can fly? ...
... "Plane" bagel!
What can we serve but cannot eat? ...
... Volleyball!
2000 pounds of dumplings ...
... is almost "won ton"!
Why do you always need to knock on a refrigerator door before opening it?...
... There may be a salad dressing!
How do you ge a squirrel to like you? ...
... Act like a nut!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? ...
... Beef Jerky!
Want to hear a pizza joke? ...
... Never mind, it's too "cheesy"!
What do you call a pig who knows karate? ...
... Pork Chop!
Why did the orange stop? ...
... It ran out of juice!
I wrote a song about a tortilla ...
... but it' more of a "wrap!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? ...
... Cashew!
What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box? ...
... A box of "quackers"!
Who don't eggs tell jokes? ...
... They'd crack up!
Why is it a bad idea to eat clocks? ...
... It's time consuming!
Why are frogs always happy? ...
... They eat what "bugs" them!
Why can't I tell you a gossip about butter? ...
... It might spread!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? ...
... It wasn't "peeling" well!
Being a vegetarian ...
... Is a big "miss-steak"!
I know this is "corny" ...
... But you're "a-maize-ing"!
What has eyes but can't see? ...
... Potato!
What did the tomato say about winter? ...
... I got a shiver from my head "to-ma-toes"!
What did the bread say? ...
... I'm just "loafing" around!
What do strawberries do in a music band? ...
... They jam!
What candy is always late? ...
... "Choco-late"!
What's cheese that's not yours? ...
... "Nacho" Cheese!