Jokes!

Have a laugh or a smile!

Entertainment Jokes:


Why are actors told to "break a leg?" ...

... Every play needs a cast!


Why couldn't the pony sing a song? ...

... She was a little "horse"!


How do celebrities keep cool? ...

... They have "fans"!


Knock, Knock. Whose There? Harry ...

Harry Who?

... Harry up, I'm hungry!


Why does Peter Pan always fly? ...

... He "Neverlands"!


What do you call an exploding duck? ...

... "Fire-quacker"!


Teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument? ...

... Student: Lunch Bell!


What music is scary to balloons? ...

... Pop music!


What do strawberries do in a music band? ...

... They jam!


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