Science Jokes
What part of your body is always cold? ...
... Eyes!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...
... He had "no-body" to go with!
Why did the chemist stop telling jokes? ...
... All the jokes "Argon"!
Salt made a joke ...
... It was "so-dium" funny!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? ...
... 7, 8, 9!
Two tectonic plates went into a bar. One bumps into the other ...
... Sorry, my "fault"!
Why did zero and two break up?...
... Some "one" came between them!
How do farmers calculate? ...
... With a "cow-culator"!
Why do the other numbers hate pi? ...
... He goes on and on and on!
I had an argument with a 90 degree angle ...
... Turns out I'm right!
What do you call people who like tractors? ...
... Protractors!
Why do you need eyeglasses when doing math? ...
... It improves "division"!
I couldn't make a joke about the ocean ...
... It's too deep!
Why did the biologist break up with the chemist? ...
... They have no chemistry!
I tried to catch some fog ...
... I "mist"!
What music is scary to balloons? ...
... Pop music!
You know what's odd? ...
... Numbers that can't be divided by two!
Why can't you trust an atom? ...
... They make up everything!
Math jokes are a ...
... "Sine" of madness!