Disney Jokes
For American children and many children around the world, a part of their childhood has been Disney. Over the years, Disney has grown from just being an animation company to a full-fledged media entertainment empire.
They've acquired Lucasfilm which is responsible for such childhood favorites as Star Wars and Indiana Jones. They've also acquired Marvel which is responsible for such childhood superhero favorites as Iron Man, Captain America, The Hulk, and many more.
But enough about history, Disney might have grown and have become a little bit serious, but we can still make jokes of our favorite Disney characters!
So smile or laugh and enjoy these jokes about your favorite Disney characters.
Jokes:
What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele? ...
... Hello, it’s Smee!
What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland? ...
... Turn down for Walt!
What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other? ...
... It was glove at first sight!
If you watch The Lion King closely, ...
... you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!
Classic Disney Jokes
Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes? ...
... He always has a hunch!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? ...
... So he could visit Pluto!
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? ...
... He heard he might get a hole in one!
Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced? ...
... The second-hand store!
What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick? ...
... Put it on my bill!
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? ...
... He Neverlands!
Jokes For Marvel Superhero Lovers
Who is Thor’s favorite rapper? ...
... MC Hammer!
How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic? ...
... With a magic Wanda!
Does the God of Thunder like ice cream? ...
... Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
I just had an encounter with the God of Mischief. ...
... It was Loki terrifying!
Jokes For Star Wars Lovers
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? ...
... Adobe Wan Kenobi!
Is BB hungry? ...
... No, BB-8!
What does The Child from The Mandalorian write in his Valentine’s cards? ...
... Baby Yoda one for me!
What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route? ...
... R2-Detour!
Jokes For Disney Princess Lovers
Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes? ...
... Ra-puns-el.
What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? ...
... Someday my prints will come!
Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? ...
... Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? ...
... Because she’ll let it go!
Which Disney princess would make the best judge? ...
... Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? ...
... Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!