Schools Jokes
Why didn't the students take the school bus to school? ...
... It wouldn't fit the classroom!
Why are crayons similar to M&Ms? ...
... They taste the same whatever color you choose!
Knock, Knock ...
... Whose there?
Lego ...
... Lego who?
"Lego" of me!...
Wanna hear the joke about the paper? ...
... Nevermind, it's "tear-able"!
A pile of books fell on a man ...
... He only has his "shelf" to blame!
What's a bee's favorite novel? ...
... The Great "Gats-bee"?
What is a chicken's favorite subject? ...
... "Egg-onomics"!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? ...
... 7, 8, 9!
Why did zero and two break up?...
... Some "one" came between them!
How do farmers calculate? ...
... With a "cow-culator"!
I had an argument with a 90 degree angle ...
... Turns out I'm right!
What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box? ...
... A box of "quackers"!
What do you call people who like tractors? ...
... Protractors!
Who is the king of school supplies? ...
... The ruler!
Why does Peter Pan always fly? ...
... He "Neverlands"!
What do you call a bee from the US? ...
... USB!
Why do you need eyeglasses when doing math? ...
... It improves "division"!
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet ...
... I don't know "y"?
Teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument? ...
... Student: Lunch Bell!
Why did the biologist break up with the chemist? ...
... They have no chemistry!
What music is scary to balloons? ...
... Pop music!
You know what's odd? ...
... Numbers that can't be divided by two!
Why can't you trust an atom? ...
... They make up everything!
Math jokes are a ...
... "Sine" of madness!
Where do you go if you want to do maths on new year's eve? ...
... Times Square!