Characters Jokes:
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? ...
... "Day-scare" Centers!
Why do basketballers love donuts? ...
... They can "dunk" them!
A cowboy rounded up his 97 cows ...
... Now he has a hundred cows!
Why are actors told to "break a leg?" ...
... Every play needs a cast!
Why couldn't the sailor learn the alphabet? ...
... He always gets lost at "C"!
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? ...
... When it becomes "apparent"!
How do celebrities keep cool? ...
... They have "fans"!
How did the barber win the race? ...
... He knew a "shortcut"!
How do farmers calculate? ...
... With a "cow-culator"!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? ...
... In case they get a hole in one!
What does a zombie lawyer charge? ...
... An arm and a leg!
Knock, Knock. Whose There? Harry ...
Harry Who?
... Harry up, I'm hungry!
Why does Peter Pan always fly? ...
... He "Neverlands"!
Why do nurses need red colored pens? ...
... They need to draw blood!
Being a vegetarian ...
... Is a big "miss-steak"!
Teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument? ...
... Student: Lunch Bell!
Why did the biologist break up with the chemist? ...
... They have no chemistry!